i <3 going to sleep at 2 on a super tiny uncomfy couch and waking up at six to clean up dog poo off the carpet <3 <3 <3
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
i wish all of the whovians could take a vote and decide which version of gallifreyan to use. like, i feel like loren sherman’s is the most extensive and popular right now, but i know there’s other versions out there, and really what i’m trying to say is gallifreyan looks so fucking cool and i want it to be a real language (so lets make it one?)
HELLO EVERYONE. TONIGHT I HAD THE FIRST BIG BLOWOUT OF THE SUMMER WITH MY MOTHER. I HAVE NOW INGESTED HALF A BOTTLE OF RUM, AND AM GOING TO STEAL SOME COOKIES FROM MY FATHER’S SOCK DRAWER. I WISH I WAS KIDDING, THAT IS WHERE HE HIDES THEM. OKAY. WHILE I AM GONE, PLEASE TALK TO ME. I WOULD LIKE TALKINGS.
hey can cis people not make “preferred pronouns: [something bizarre]” jokes because its really not funny
FOR. FUCKING. REAL.
my pronouns are “your majesty”
IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY.